Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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