She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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