Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
All I want is dick and wine.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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