so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
im on a boat
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