bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
i now understand why vodka
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I have post one night stand depression
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