Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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