So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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