...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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