coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I take back everything I said about communal showers
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
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