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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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