what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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