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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man

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  1:48 am: your uglier

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw

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  I love Texas.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  It was a book called Gay Safari.

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  I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.

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• (415): View more from California

  It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.

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• (619): View more from California

  Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.

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