Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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