I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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