I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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