Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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