some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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