Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
The air taste purple.
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