talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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