Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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