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If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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