he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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