Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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