I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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