we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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