just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.