Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Randomize
