I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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