Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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