Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
A bitchslap is in order.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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