That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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