If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy