y did u give ur computer a hand job?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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