I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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