Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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