6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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