The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize