So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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