He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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