Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Randomize
