I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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