mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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