can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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