if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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