ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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