I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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