No subtext here. People are naked.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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