apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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