awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Houston, we have a blender
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Randomize
