you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
do herpes really smell.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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