I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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