as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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