You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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