Do you still have your period?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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