I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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