I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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