Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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