The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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