scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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