tell your sister to shave her snatch
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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